Dr. Kracker Song
Tres Lunas © 2006

Doctor Kracker! Crunchy and delicious;
Flatbread that’ll make your taste buds smile.
Doctor Kracker! Hardy and nutritious;
Crackers baked by artisans with style.

Tuck some in a purse or pack,
An office drawer, a kid’s lunch sack;
This snack’ll tackle hunger a long while.

Doctor Kracker! No need for dirty dishes;
Energy to go the extra mile.

Doctor Kracker! Bread of distinction;
Made with oats and wheat and spelt.
In your car in the hot Texas summer,
They will not crumble or melt.

Made deep in the heart of Texas,
All the carbs are as complex as
Whole grains grown with love, organic style.

Doctor Kracker! Answers all your wishes!
Find ‘em in your grocer’s deli aisle.

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